i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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