you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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