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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  it was like his penis was on wheels.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?

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  I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.

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• (631): View more from New York

  You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.

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• (914): View more from New York

  You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years

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• (760): View more from California

  You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho

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• (914): View more from New York

  Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.

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