real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.