Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
We got so high we made milksteak
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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