is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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