i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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