dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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