just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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