I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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