I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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