is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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