I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Randomize
