I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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