Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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