I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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