i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
