Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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