thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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