Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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