ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
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when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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