so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
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You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
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I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
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