'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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