Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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