how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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