Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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