I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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