dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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