Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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