Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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