you guys were way drunker than both of me
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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