yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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