Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
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I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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