If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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