try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Just high enough for therapy.
Boobs are out for the taking
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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