Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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