It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
the raccoons are back...
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