Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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