i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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