Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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