Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
i out mim tonsoeep
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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