Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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