I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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