Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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