yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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