the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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