therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
We have started to decorate penises.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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