My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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