Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
he fucked my hip out of place.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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