This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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