Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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