kristin has been a bad kristin
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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