Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
do nipples grow back?
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