So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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