been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
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These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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