We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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