So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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