i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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