Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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