Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.