I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
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i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.