he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.