so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.