you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
My life is pants optional.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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