We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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