The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
